Office by Alex Penny
I am everyone and no one. I exist in all places and all times. I can do everything and nothing.
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINYi can’t
Obligatory reblog.
(Source: thedailywhat)
I love Coke Talk. She validates where nearly every other person invalidates. Mothers are not perfect. Being someone’s mother does not give you a free pass to manipulate and abuse them. Sometimes the best thing is to cut off contact.
My mother was physically and emotionally abusive to my siblings when we were growing up. We’re all adults now but the emotional abuse continues. I haven’t seen her in five years but we still speak on the phone and at this point I realize that I’m only keeping any sort of contact out of some…
So contrary to today’s question asker I am fat… I am obese. I am a size 24 and I need lose weight. The issue is that I come from an extremely dysfunctional family. I am the most successful of my siblings - I went to college and have a degree, I have a great job, own my own place and have a nice…
I’m a size 6. I’m not unhappy with my weight, but I’m not happy with it either. The problem is, I love to eat way too much. I have no self control. I’m not sure whether I should try to lose weight or not. It’s going to take a lot of will power and it’s going to be a challenge. And I’m not FAT,…
Important lessons learned:
This will be a good way to be productive and have tangible results. I enjoy doing jigsaw puzzles, but the results are not useful. Clothes are useful.
I still remember that I Love Lucy episode. Lesson learned from someone else’s experience!
SUBMISSION: Cancer, Organized Neatly.
ed: RESPECT.
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[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “Non-soc major friend grasps sociological concept” Bottom text: “Cry and embrace them like a proud parent”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmk95bOCtz1qhhif2o1_400.jpg)
fuckyeahsociologystudentsheep:
[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “Non-soc major friend grasps sociological concept” Bottom text: “Cry and embrace them like a proud parent”]
SUBMISSION: Books organised neatly. Very neatly.
I especially like the top left hand corner. Nice use of the diagonal.
